Read the No Fear Blogfest finalists HERE
Welcome to another round of Microfiction Monday courtesy of Susan at Stony River. Each week Susan posts a new picture and invites us to write a story in 140 characters or less.
On the assumption that the theme of "being washed up" would be well and truly explored this week, I decided to take a different tack:
"This," said Old Alfie to his suffering friend, "will cure your constipation in no time!"
"See, tol' you I cud get summat square in a roun' 'ole."
His wife had been on at him for years about wanting to watch the "soap dramas".
"Do you think she'll like it?" he asked his friend.